Things I Have Done That Are Easier Than Sharing My Feelings With A Loved One

• Spit chewed up food into someone’s mouth

• Had chewed up food spat into my mouth

• Eaten Spaghetti with my toes

• Ate spaghetti from someone else’s toes

• Got drenched in fake blood

• Appeared onstage in granny panties

• Flashed one boob (the good one) at an audience

• Rapped about my insecurities to strangers

• Sang about rape (in a fun way!)