Things I Have Done That Are Easier Than Sharing My Feelings With A Loved One

  • Spit chewed up food into someone’s mouth

  • Had chewed up food spat into my mouth

  • Eaten Spaghetti with my toes

  • Ate spaghetti from someone else’s toes

  • Got drenched in fake blood

  • Appeared onstage in granny panties

  • Flashed one boob (the good one) at an audience

  • Rapped about my insecurities to strangers

  • Sang about rape (in a fun way!)